{"id":117,"date":"2005-01-04T22:30:19","date_gmt":"2005-01-05T03:30:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost\/macphoenix.com\/?p=117"},"modified":"2022-12-11T22:12:21","modified_gmt":"2022-12-12T03:12:21","slug":"a-coffee-break","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/macphoenix.com\/index.php\/2005\/01\/a-coffee-break\/","title":{"rendered":"A coffee break"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m a coffee wimp. My coffee has to be flavored, sweeter than rock candy, and lighter than a glass of milk. But still, there are things I cannot abide by. For instance, Blueberry Creme flavored coffee. I mean, ugh!<\/p>\n<p>(Aside: <em>Creme<\/em> as a label on food or drink means there is no milk or milk product involved. This is true. Compare and contrast to <em>cream<\/em>.)<\/p>\n<p>So I accidently found myself drinking Blueberry Creme coffee, after an inept <em>7-11<\/em> employee found he couldn&#8217;t read the word &#8220;Hazelnut.&#8221; Yes, I like hazelnut flavored coffee. As I said, I am a coffee wimp.<\/p>\n<p>But the perfume of the Blueberry Creme should have given it away. I failed to notice this. The coffee, itself, tasted like I lightened it with the left over milk from my <em>BooBerry<\/em> cereal. This might sound tasty to some of you, but I can assure you, it was as disgusting as most of us believe.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m a coffee wimp. My coffee has to be flavored, sweeter than rock candy, and lighter than a glass of milk. But still, there are things I cannot abide by. For instance, Blueberry Creme flavored coffee. I mean, ugh! (Aside: Creme as a label on food or drink means there is no milk or milk [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_import_markdown_pro_load_document_selector":0,"_import_markdown_pro_submit_text_textarea":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-117","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-short-subjects"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8nj3d-1T","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/macphoenix.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/117","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/macphoenix.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/macphoenix.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macphoenix.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macphoenix.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=117"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/macphoenix.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/117\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1019,"href":"https:\/\/macphoenix.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/117\/revisions\/1019"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/macphoenix.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=117"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macphoenix.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=117"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macphoenix.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=117"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}