{"id":149,"date":"2005-10-07T13:47:24","date_gmt":"2005-10-07T13:47:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost\/macphoenix.com\/?p=149"},"modified":"2005-10-07T13:47:24","modified_gmt":"2005-10-07T13:47:24","slug":"dick-cheney-halloween-special","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/macphoenix.com\/index.php\/2005\/10\/dick-cheney-halloween-special\/","title":{"rendered":"Dick Cheney Halloween Special"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.macphoenix.com\/_images\/creative\/blog\/dick_cheneys_monster.jpg\" alt=\"Doctored photo of Dick Cheney\" title=\"Dick Cheney mad! Crush! Grrrrrrrrrrrrah!\" \/><br \/>\nThe Halloween spirit infected me (and Dick Cheney apparently), and I couldn&#8217;t resist altering this photo a bit. Honestly, it&#8217;s not too far from [the original][1]. Thanks to Cheney for making it so easy to retouch his dark, soulless countenance into something more sympathetic.<br \/>\n[1]: http:\/\/www.thismodernworld.com\/weblog\/mtarchives\/week_2005_10_02.html#002478<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Halloween spirit infected me (and Dick Cheney apparently), and I couldn&#8217;t resist altering this photo a bit. Honestly, it&#8217;s not too far from [the original][1]. Thanks to Cheney for making it so easy to retouch his dark, soulless countenance into something more sympathetic. [1]: http:\/\/www.thismodernworld.com\/weblog\/mtarchives\/week_2005_10_02.html#002478<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_import_markdown_pro_load_document_selector":0,"_import_markdown_pro_submit_text_textarea":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-149","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-silliness"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8nj3d-2p","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/macphoenix.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/149","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/macphoenix.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/macphoenix.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macphoenix.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macphoenix.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=149"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/macphoenix.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/149\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/macphoenix.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=149"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macphoenix.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=149"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macphoenix.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=149"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}