{"id":153,"date":"2005-12-01T10:30:07","date_gmt":"2005-12-01T10:30:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost\/macphoenix.com\/?p=153"},"modified":"2005-12-01T10:30:07","modified_gmt":"2005-12-01T10:30:07","slug":"why-does-honda-hate-christmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/macphoenix.com\/index.php\/2005\/12\/why-does-honda-hate-christmas\/","title":{"rendered":"Why does Honda hate Christmas?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>With their [Happy Honda Days][1] advertising campaign, Honda proves that they are [anti-Christian][2]. We must boycott them. Remember, fellow Christian Warriors, the proper way to sell more cars in this holy season is with a Merry Chrysler.<br \/>\n[1]: http:\/\/automobiles.honda.com\/landing\/winter_clearance.asp &#8220;Didn&#8217;t we convert them after the war?&#8221;<br \/>\n[2]: http:\/\/mediamatters.org\/items\/200511210003 &#8220;If Bill O&#8217;Reilly believes it, it must be true.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>With their [Happy Honda Days][1] advertising campaign, Honda proves that they are [anti-Christian][2]. We must boycott them. Remember, fellow Christian Warriors, the proper way to sell more cars in this holy season is with a Merry Chrysler. [1]: http:\/\/automobiles.honda.com\/landing\/winter_clearance.asp &#8220;Didn&#8217;t we convert them after the war?&#8221; [2]: http:\/\/mediamatters.org\/items\/200511210003 &#8220;If Bill O&#8217;Reilly believes it, it must [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_import_markdown_pro_load_document_selector":0,"_import_markdown_pro_submit_text_textarea":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-153","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-satirefarce"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8nj3d-2t","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/macphoenix.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/153","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/macphoenix.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/macphoenix.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macphoenix.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macphoenix.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=153"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/macphoenix.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/153\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/macphoenix.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=153"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macphoenix.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=153"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macphoenix.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=153"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}