I have to make a promise to never walk into a **Starbucks** alone. When I go in with other people, I’m all business. Let’s get our fruity coffees and leave. Don’t buy the muffins. Don’t buy the mugs. And especially don’t buy the overpriced albums.<\/p>\n
But when I’m by myself, I’m much more relaxed. And impulsive. There I am buying my iced coffee, when I see an album called *Hail, Brtiannia: The British Invasion 1964–1969*. It’s a collection of a bunch of singles of bands like **The Kinks** and **Traffic**. It even has a wonderful instrumental from a way-pre-Stevie-Nicks **Fleetwood Mac**. It was too hard to resist. I mean it was only $14. If I purchased the 16 tracks from iTunes, it would have cost over $15. But I probably wouldn’t have purchased the [Lulu][2] track, or the worst **Dusty Springfield** song, “Wishin’ and Hopin’.”<\/p>\n
Seriously, that song sucks. It’s catchy, because it’s written by [Burt Bacharach][1], who writes very catchy but really crappy songs. There I said it. The worst song on **The White Stripes** *Elephant* is the one written by Bacharach, “I Just Don’t Know What To Do With Myself.” Of course, when I hear the song, I keep singing it in my head for a day or two. I can hum it now, while listening to something else. And Dusty Springfield’s incredible voice is totally wasted on that damned song. Grumble, grumble.<\/p>\n
Anyway, besides “Wishin’ and Hopin'” and “To Sir with Love,” the songs on the album are pretty good and paint a nice picture of what must have been an incredible time to listen to pop music.
\nI had to buy it. And right next to it was a [Thelonious Monk][3] compilation. So help me, I’ll never walk into a Starbucks alone again.<\/p>\n
—<\/p>\n
On the chalk board at Starbucks, they had a question of the week: “What *fruit* has the most fat per serving?” I had an answer right away, because I think it’s the *only* fruit with fat. Every other oily vegetable is either a nut or a seed. What do you think it is?<\/p>\n
[1]: http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Burt_Bacharach
\n[2]: http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Lulu_%28singer%29
\n[3]: http:\/\/www.howardm.net\/tsmonk\/tsmonk.php<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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