{"id":210,"date":"2007-11-20T15:22:50","date_gmt":"2007-11-20T15:22:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost\/macphoenix.com\/?p=210"},"modified":"2012-04-17T22:45:21","modified_gmt":"2012-04-18T02:45:21","slug":"they-can-charge-money-for-that","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/macphoenix.com\/index.php\/2007\/11\/they-can-charge-money-for-that\/","title":{"rendered":"They can charge money for that?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Captured on the checkout line at my local market, **The Complete Idiot&rsquo;s Guide: Ghosts and Hauntings**:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.macphoenix.com\/_images\/creative\/blog\/idiotsguide.jpg\" alt=\"Complete Idiot&rsquo;s Guide: Ghosts and Hauntings\" width=\"400\" title=\"By the same publishers of &ldquo;Complete Idiot&rsquo;s Guide to Unicorns and Dragons&rdquo; and &ldquo;Who&rsquo;s Who on Noah&rsquo;s Ark&rdquo;\"><\/p>\n<p>The entirety of the contents: &#8220;Thank you for purchasing this book. You hold in your hand the complete guide to ghosts and hauntings. There are none. Ghosts don&#8217;t exist. Now you are less of an idiot. Congratulations.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Captured on the checkout line at my local market, **The Complete Idiot&rsquo;s Guide: Ghosts and Hauntings**: The entirety of the contents: &#8220;Thank you for purchasing this book. You hold in your hand the complete guide to ghosts and hauntings. There are none. Ghosts don&#8217;t exist. Now you are less of an idiot. Congratulations.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_import_markdown_pro_load_document_selector":0,"_import_markdown_pro_submit_text_textarea":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-210","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-as-seen-in-media"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8nj3d-3o","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/macphoenix.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/210","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/macphoenix.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/macphoenix.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macphoenix.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macphoenix.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=210"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/macphoenix.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/210\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":402,"href":"https:\/\/macphoenix.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/210\/revisions\/402"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/macphoenix.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=210"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macphoenix.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=210"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macphoenix.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=210"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}