{"id":260,"date":"2010-05-10T23:29:57","date_gmt":"2010-05-11T03:29:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/macphoenix.com\/?p=260"},"modified":"2010-05-11T01:47:06","modified_gmt":"2010-05-11T05:47:06","slug":"im-old-and-new-things-scare-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/macphoenix.com\/index.php\/2010\/05\/im-old-and-new-things-scare-me\/","title":{"rendered":"I’m old–and new things scare me!"},"content":{"rendered":"

*Especially when the new things are hundreds of years old and sound Muslim!*<\/p>\n

Found on MSNBC:
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I have no desire to read the story. It may even be positive, since it is believed that hookah smoke is safer than directly inhaling smoke from a burning source, like cigarettes or pipes. But the only reason that this would be a story on a national news site is to freak out the whitebreads who think that hookahs can only be used for illegal drugs and would only be used by alien cultures.<\/p>\n

Don’t tell anyone that some young people eat hummus and wear pajamas.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

*Especially when the new things are hundreds of years old and sound Muslim!* Found on MSNBC: I have no desire to read the story. It may even be positive, since it is believed that hookah smoke is safer than directly inhaling smoke from a burning source, like cigarettes or pipes. But the only reason that […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_import_markdown_pro_load_document_selector":0,"_import_markdown_pro_submit_text_textarea":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,13],"tags":[45,46],"class_list":["post-260","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-as-seen-in-media","category-rant","tag-im-white-and-im-scared","tag-media-scares"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8nj3d-4c","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/macphoenix.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/260","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/macphoenix.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/macphoenix.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macphoenix.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macphoenix.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=260"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/macphoenix.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/260\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1069,"href":"https:\/\/macphoenix.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/260\/revisions\/1069"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/macphoenix.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=260"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macphoenix.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=260"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macphoenix.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=260"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}