{"id":88,"date":"2003-09-09T14:41:34","date_gmt":"2003-09-09T18:41:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost\/macphoenix.com\/?p=88"},"modified":"2022-12-11T20:55:46","modified_gmt":"2022-12-12T01:55:46","slug":"not-unless-you-know-something-that-i-dont","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/macphoenix.com\/index.php\/2003\/09\/not-unless-you-know-something-that-i-dont\/","title":{"rendered":"Not unless you know something that I don’t"},"content":{"rendered":"

“Hello?” I say into my cell phone.<\/p>\n

A young woman answers, “Dad?”<\/p>\n

“Uh, you have the wrong number,” I say.<\/p>\n

“Oh,” she suppresses a laugh, “sorry about that.”<\/p>\n

“No problem.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

“Hello?” I say into my cell phone. A young woman answers, “Dad?” “Uh, you have the wrong number,” I say. “Oh,” she suppresses a laugh, “sorry about that.” “No problem.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_import_markdown_pro_load_document_selector":0,"_import_markdown_pro_submit_text_textarea":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-88","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-short-subjects"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8nj3d-1q","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/macphoenix.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/88","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/macphoenix.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/macphoenix.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macphoenix.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macphoenix.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=88"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/macphoenix.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/88\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":986,"href":"https:\/\/macphoenix.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/88\/revisions\/986"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/macphoenix.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=88"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macphoenix.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=88"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macphoenix.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=88"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}