{"id":914,"date":"2022-12-10T21:23:32","date_gmt":"2022-12-11T02:23:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/macphoenix.com\/?p=914"},"modified":"2022-12-10T21:23:32","modified_gmt":"2022-12-11T02:23:32","slug":"unimpressed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/macphoenix.com\/index.php\/2022\/12\/unimpressed\/","title":{"rendered":"Unimpressed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I always found it weird that dogs and cats don\u2019t really care about your clothing, and if they see you take off your shirt they don\u2019t freak out even though it kinda seems like they should think you\u2019re taking off your fur. Or like, you have the power to make light turn on or off, and your pet hanging out on your bed is just totally unimpressed.<\/p>\n<p>I think about that, too, when we come across a superior alien race, they\u2019ll do something just absolutely amazing, but we\u2019ll all just react like that\u2019s what aliens do, so what? And the alien overlords will be sorta disappointed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I always found it weird that dogs and cats don\u2019t really care about your clothing, and if they see you take off your shirt they don\u2019t freak out even though it kinda seems like they should think you\u2019re taking off your fur. Or like, you have the power to make light turn on or off, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"aside","meta":{"_import_markdown_pro_load_document_selector":0,"_import_markdown_pro_submit_text_textarea":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[15,16],"tags":[126,125],"class_list":["post-914","post","type-post","status-publish","format-aside","hentry","category-short-subjects","category-silliness","tag-aliens","tag-pets","post_format-post-format-aside"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8nj3d-eK","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/macphoenix.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/914","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/macphoenix.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/macphoenix.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macphoenix.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macphoenix.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=914"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/macphoenix.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/914\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":915,"href":"https:\/\/macphoenix.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/914\/revisions\/915"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/macphoenix.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=914"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macphoenix.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=914"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macphoenix.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=914"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}