So maybe I like wearing a clown suit
With a painted frown
Looking down
At all the scared little kids

So what if I find bearded ladies attractive
At least they’re active
In listening to what I have to say
When I forget my razor I can borrow their trimmer
And when they give head I glimmer
’Cuz it feels like my dick is running free in a grassy field
No need to yield
To you girls with oooo… “no facial hair”

So excuse me while I inhale
And fill a pail of beer for the elephants
’Cuz they’re so self-righteous ever since AA
Can’t they say
One drink won’t hurt
That’s how Ernie got Bert

So maybe I like to flirt
While wearing a clown suit
Cuz it suits me just fine

You hear of D-Live?
Well, I’m E-Laugh!