I like girls with issues
Who always end the night saturating tissues
They hate their mom, they smoke too much dope
Or they missed today’s episode of their favorite soap
I smile at them, but their mouth droops
They can’t get over their different-sized boobs
A-cup or C-cup it’s okay with me
It gives me options, I call them ‘big and little T’
They can’t go out, ’cuz they’ve thrown up all day
Bitch, have more than just salad and lime Gatorade

But I digress
Cuz I got one in bed
Buttoned down nighty & two wooden legs
Hair down there, but none on her head

So it’s been fun my poets
Rhyming spoken word
But there can only be one King of the Absurd
I’ll see ya next week — new & old jokes to make
Now to find my femme psycho, cuz I got orgasms to fake
E-Laugh, over and out