Self-centered Parking Assholes

I’m going to create a window sticker that says, “Hey! Self-Centered Asshole! Learn how to park!” See if I don’t!

I don’t care how nice your car is, or how much of a hurry you’re in. When you’ve got to quickly run into a Dunkin Donuts to get your Mocha Coolata, get yourself a parking space, like everyone else in the damned shopping center. If you don’t, and I see you, I’m a-gonna slap one of these imaginary stickers on your car. Just you wait. Jerk.

Posted by Jonathan at 01:46 AM, 17 April 2003

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so i take it your not a decaf man

Posted by: joe at April 21, 2003 12:22 AM

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