I’m going to create a window sticker that says, “Hey! Self-Centered Asshole! Learn how to park!” See if I don’t! I don’t care how nice your car is, or how much of a hurry you’re in. When you’ve got to quickly run into a Dunkin Donuts to get your Mocha Coolata, get yourself a parking space, like everyone else in the damned shopping center. If you don’t, and I see you, I’m a-gonna slap one of these imaginary stickers on your car. Just you wait. Jerk.

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