With their [Happy Honda Days][1] advertising campaign, Honda proves that they are [anti-Christian][2]. We must boycott them. Remember, fellow Christian Warriors, the proper way to sell more cars in this holy season is with a Merry Chrysler.
[1]: http://automobiles.honda.com/landing/winter_clearance.asp “Didn’t we convert them after the war?”
[2]: http://mediamatters.org/items/200511210003 “If Bill O’Reilly believes it, it must be true.”
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In the U.K. it’s Happy Chrysler.