Why does Honda hate Christmas?

With their [Happy Honda Days][1] advertising campaign, Honda proves that they are [anti-Christian][2]. We must boycott them. Remember, fellow Christian Warriors, the proper way to sell more cars in this holy season is with a Merry Chrysler.
[1]: “Didn’t we convert them after the war?”
[2]: “If Bill O’Reilly believes it, it must be true.”

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