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Metablogs

Blame Me!

Okay, I admit it. I am only putting this in my blog so it will get noticed by the search engines quicker. But, I’ll at least put the keywords into a relatively readable paragraph:

I voted for Ralph Nader in the 2000 election. Many people blame Ralph Nader for throwing the election from Albert Gore to George W. Bush. And yet, as an unabashed Green, I think that Al Gore did win the election of 2000, and with the 2 million plus votes for a progressive Green candidate, Ralph Nader, a majority of voting Americans would have rather seen anyone else in office besides George W. Bush. But since Democrats would rather blame people like me, rather than try to get us back into the Democratic fold (Go Dean in ’04!), we’re held as the scapegoats for the loss of Albert Gore in the 2000 elections.

Phew! That was redundant, wasn’t it?

Anyway, the above bumper sticker is really for sale at CafePress. If you voted for Ralph Nader in 2000, and want to thumb your nose at everyone else in the country, (and who wouldn’t right now?) then buy this, and put it on your rear. Um, rear bumper.

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Metablogs

June Reminder

Radiohead’s Hail to the Thief comes out today (10 June 03). So does Steely Dan’s Everything Must Go. Something very negative about those two titles. Bet the albums will be great. (I already know the Radiohead album is great, since I listened to most of it already—although, I was very drunk at the time. I almost wrote a very incoherent blog entry about it, but passed out before I could click the save button.)

In other entertainment news, Mr. Show’s third season will be out in August, along with The Simpsons’ season three. Looks like I know what I’m getting for my birthday. Ah, thank the gods for the high arts.

Lessee, what else? Gosh, it’s been a while since I’ve been here. So I guess some entries this week will deal with my previous hosting company’s demise. I’d like to comment on some comments made in various places on the ’Net. And I’d like to return to blogging in general. Well, we’ll see, won’t we? The proof will be in the blog pudding.

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Short Subjects

A link, I think, to cause me to drink

First of all, there is a story behind my lack of activity on my site that I may or may not share on this very blog. It is full of comedy and tragedy (well, sorta), and an entertaining narrative, if I am not mistaken.
But for now, a link to a move to politicize the Laci Peterson case. It is despicable. I knew it would happen.

If I ever get to do all the things I want to do on this site, I want to start a Cassandra section, where I foretell the future. I knew they’d detain Nathaniel Osbourne as a material witness in the Washington Sniper Case, but, in the interest of full disclosure, I thought he’d still be detained to this day, when he was released two weeks later. I knew Elizabeth Smart was alive, but (still) believed that she left willingly. Oh, there are so many other things that I have predicted that have just not come to pass, but it would still be interesting to what has. One day.

Meanwhile, click on that Laci Peterson link above. This poor woman and unborn child will be exploited for years. Sick, sick, sick.

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Metablogs

Heading to Boston

Going to Boston for an extended weekend, tonight. Going to try to file an audio blog on Saturday using Audblog from my cell phone. Is that neat, or what?
Won’t find out if it was successful until Monday. Won’t even know if my site is up, since my hosting company looks like it is going out of business.
Will stop writing sentences without a proper subject noun.

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Essays

Elephant by the White Stripes

In the beginning of the summer of 1991, as I played a session of Call of Chthulu, the game master, a bartender at the restaurant where I worked, played a particular CD softly in the background. There was something familiar about the music, but it was a bit low to make out. The melodies stuck with me, subconsciously, for the next week, until, at the next game session, when he played the CD again, I asked him what we were listening to. He handed me the case, a bright red image forever since burned in my memory. He told me a story of how his friend was a rep for Sony Music, and this was a band that Sony was very excited about. His copy was a prerelease, and sure enough there was bold type on the back of the CD about how this copy was not for sale and other legalese.

The music, the deep baritone vocals, the sheer power of it all, was apparent at low volume in the background of a role-playing game. He played the CD twice that day, and the song “Evenflow” found its way into my humming and whistling repertoire while at work the next week. It was a great album. I couldn’t wait to buy it when it came out. What a funny name for a band, I thought, Pearl Jam. It would be cool if they caught on, though.

A cusp in music existed at that time. Pearl Jam’s Ten was just a small part of it. (Okay, commercially, it was a huge part of it.) But the album was a wonderful example of what would be called Grunge, and what would dominate the radio and MTV for the next couple of years. It was a happy time for me, audio-wise. Hearing the album, then, I knew something was changing within the music world. The album had longevity written all over it. It happens rarely—the instant classic in everyone’s music collection.

Boy bands, Britney, and BeyoncĂ© have dominated the past eight years of music, much to the detriment of sanity, taste, and record sales. NüMetal becomes the next incarnation of 80s hair band. Despite the lust for the exalted position of “the next big thing” in rock and roll, the stuff is tired as soon as it comes out. Friends used to debate me against the punk-cred of Green Day, but no one now seriously thinks that Avril Lavigne could be punk even if you lit her head on fire and used her to light fireworks.

In 2001, the best selling album was a soundtrack built around songs that were popular 70 years ago. Last year, the best albums were re-releases from previous years. One of these, White Blood Cells, by the White Stripes, originally released the year before, gave me some hope for the state of music to come. It’s a great album. This band would go far, I thought, and they did indeed get some radio airplay and video rotation on MTV2. But the end of 2002 produced a disquieting silence from Jack White, and an odd backlash against the rise of this talented duo. Why would the White Stripes not take advantage of the success of their rising star? Why would they not promote the shit out of themselves and make an even bigger wave?

I needn’t have worried. Elephant, their latest, is the seminal album of this decade. This is the one that we will all have in our music collections, and remember the first time we heard it. I, for one, was in Katherine’s new car, and we were heading to dinner at the Curry Club. I popped in the CD into the player, and by the third song, my head swam with memories from 12 years before—a change in the air, a harbinger of good music to come, an amazing achievement for a humble rock album.

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Rant

Self-centered Parking Assholes

I’m going to create a window sticker that says, “Hey! Self-Centered Asshole! Learn how to park!” See if I don’t!

I don’t care how nice your car is, or how much of a hurry you’re in. When you’ve got to quickly run into a Dunkin Donuts to get your Mocha Coolata, get yourself a parking space, like everyone else in the damned shopping center. If you don’t, and I see you, I’m a-gonna slap one of these imaginary stickers on your car. Just you wait. Jerk.

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Metablogs

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Sigh…

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Metablogs

Heavy Linkage

A few other blog articles that I found interesting during these interesting times:

Spinsanty has a helpful primer on Iraq and our reasons for going to war. It is, I’m sure, important to realize that almost every reason that the administration gave for this war has been misdirection or an outright lie. Via name of blog.

The shocking, awesome Coalition of the Willing roll call is highlighted at Pandagon.

Notes on the Atrocitieswrites a thoughtful piece on American nationalism that points out correctly that the odd, idiosyncratic thought of 40 years ago is as quaint to us now as our thoughts will be to our country in the future.

Soundbitten gives us a bit of historical perspective.

And finally, TalkLeft points out the round up of Iraqi nationals on American soil. Via Atrios.

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Short Subjects

Life During Wartime

This ain’t no party, this ain’t no disco
This ain’t no fooling around
This ain’t no Mudd Club, or CBGB
I ain’t got time for that now
—Talking Heads, “Life During Wartime”

Sir, turn up the TV sound
The war has started on the ground
Just love those laser-guided bombs
They’re really great for righting wrongs
You hit the target and win the game
From bars three thousand miles away
Three thousand miles away
We play the game with the bravery of being out of range
—Roger Waters, “The Bravery of Being out of Range”

The crushing weight of the obvious and inevitable is still less than the overwhelming fear that we have released a catastrophe upon ourselves. I hope it is quick; I hope death and destruction is kept to minimums. We drew a line in the sand, (and erased it, and drew it again, and erased it, and drew it again, ad infinitum…) and now we have crossed it: A war of our own making.

Interesting. Scary, too. Very scary.

It is a good thing that I was born in this country. I love it here. I can go about my normal business, today and tomorrow, with just slight mental damage from the war. America is blessed. Scary, too. Very scary.

Naladahc, once again, has a very though-provoking post on his opinions on the current state of affairs. It is scary, too.

For those of you lucky enough to be in the Long Island area (scary!), please feel free to join me at Münchaba Lounge this evening, where I will be a featured artist. I will try not to freak out about all this war stuff (really scary!).

Onward to victory.

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Satire/Farce

Auntie America v. Protestors

Protesting is Treasonous during Wartime; keep your mouth shut and your eyes closed.

Oh, Auntie America is in a tizzy again. No matter how popular Uncle Gov may be in the neighborhood, some local kids keep pestering him to clean up his own house before he goes off to work for iRaq Oil Concerns®. Auntie forgets that these kids with their slogans and marches and ideals are actually direct descendants of our father, Mr. Foundings. We are all related, and just because some of us don’t particularly agree with Uncle Gov, that doesn’t mean that we hate Auntie America. She’s a bit batty, sometimes, but a good ol’ broad, nonetheless.

Auntie also forgets that Father Foundings felt it ideal that those of us with grievances should be able to address them to Uncle Gov, even if Uncle Gov doesn’t want to hear it. Dissent isn’t treason; although, little Johnny Ashcroft down the block thinks it is. So maybe, we can say, it is just Auntie American to take issue with protestors.